Noob's Quotes

"The glass is half empty, but it's refillable."
-SuperNoobCraft

“I should try to learn how to express emotions with my words. Using emojis makes other people not know how to express emotions."
-SuperNoobCraft

“If there is no inherit meaning to life, then the meaning must be created from within.”
-SuperNoobCraft

“Apologies don't heal wounds. Love does.”
-SuperNoobCraft

“To cringe at your past proves you’ve grown as a person, better, more knowledgable, more mature. It proves you’ve existed. It proves you exist.”
-SuperNoobCraft

“You find your current life shit because you have experienced and will experience moments that surpass your current situation in every ways, and because the difference in quality you find it especially shit. But because of the good quality experiences that you want to experience again, you endure the shit.”
-SuperNoobCraft

“I believe you are better than what you think of yourself as.”
-SuperNoobCraft

“Life is a loop. A loop of many days, doing essentially the same things over and over again.”
-SuperNoobCraft

“If it gets worse and worse, eventually you’ll hit rock bottom and you will have no choice but to climb back up. And add that point with enough convincing, you can be open to the greatest change.”
-SuperNoobCraft

“If you don’t think about the bad things, but you’re facing the bad thing, you can’t not think about it. So to counterbalance it, keep your will to live.”
-SuperNoobCraft

“The plan is still to do nothing and just wait for life to do its thing.”
-SuperNoobCraft

“I am a positive role model.”
-SuperNoobCraft

“I’ll shine as an up and coming Minecraft streamer instead.”
-SuperNoobCraft

“I keep wanting to type the word "for some reason", for some reason.”
-SuperNoobCraft

“Noob has no pronouns. You shall only refer to Noob by Noob’s name, SuperNoobCraft.”
-SuperNoobCraft

“I love Apple slander.”
-SuperNoobCraft

“Laughing crying emoji. The name is so stupid it’s funny.”
-SuperNoobCraft

“Conclusions are hard.”
-SuperNoobCraft

“I remember playing smash bros and pretending like Kirby and Puff are dating.”
-SuperNoobCraft

“Today, February 14, is a very special day, that, due to obvious reasons, I was never able to celebrate before. I’m very fortunate to be in this position to celebrate this special day with one I spend most of my happy days with happily, one that gives me countless joy. Happy 20th Birthday Youtube! I never knew your birthday is February 14 so this is my first time wishing you happy birthday! Thanks for the brain-rot and good content you’ve given me.”
-SuperNoobCraft

Inspirational Quotes

“Life happens wherever you are, whether you make it or not.”
-Uncle Iroh

“Good times become good memories, but bad times become good lessons.”
-Uncle Iroh

“Failure is only the opportunity to begin again. Only this time, more wisely.”
-Uncle Iroh

“Preventing stupid is more important than making smart”
-Random YouTube commenter

"Maturity is what happens when one learns to only give a fuck about what’s truly fuckworthy."
-Mark Manson

"You only have so many fucks, so spend them on something worthwhile."
-Random Reddit Commenter

"Most opportunities are created by luck, it takes skill to grasp those opportunities, and turn it into success."
-Technoblade

"Since the dawn of time, humans have wanted to tell stories ... But the thing about stories is that, not every story ends in glorious victory. Some stories, are tragedies, and apparently some part of me felt like, this one, was worth telling."
-pChal

"People don’t fear god, fear itself is god."
-Enel

"Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

"Every man has two lives, and the second starts when he realizes he has just one."
-Random Internet user

"'Do I deserve this?' 'Am I worth of this?' So irrelevant. Do you want it?"
-Internet Stranger

"Stop being angry. They want you to be angry."
-Tommyinnit

"Sometimes, before you can learn how to win, you have to learn how to lose."
-EmpLemon

"Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating."
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Funny Quotes

“I can’t go to hell, I’m out of vacation days.”
-Burgerpants

“Oh no! You’re meeting all my standards.”
-Papyrus

“Haha! I get the reference, I too, use words.”
-Scottthewoz

“Finally, the cure for all sex, Minecraft”
-Scottthewoz

“using f5 really gave me a whole new perspective”
-a lot of people on the internet

“Official merch coming soon. it's a scarf that says 'the sooner you die, the sooner you're forgotten. live a life that's worth remembering. the easiest way to do that is to die too soon. the second easiest way is to buy this scarf. it's only 29.95 and it's not a good scarf.'”
-DeepLeffen

“I went outside once and the sun hurt my eyes 0/10 would not try again.”
-Technoblade

“The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.”